Golden Globes fashion silliness

On to the next focus of my Golden Globes blog series...fashion silliness. Sometimes you walk out of the house thinking you look hot but in reality you kind of look like an uprooted tree (Lea Michele). Here are some of the fashions from Golden Globe night that I think would make wonderful Halloween costumes.

Lea Michele wearing Marchesa (aforementioned tree)

Why are the branches grabbing her boobs?

Sarah Michelle Gellar in Monique Lhuillier

It looks like some old acid washed denim threw up on her dress

Jessica Biel. Table cloth dress and no ring...boo

Show us the ring dammit!

Julie Bowen in Reem Acra. I didn't dislike the dress as much as it just wasn't right for her

Glinda the good witch at the Golden Globes

Madonna. Her dress was eh, but I just really wish she would speak in her regular voice. She knows she's from Michigan, right?

Nicole Kidman. Dominatrix.