The collapse of civilization

The end is near people. Snooki is pregant which means soon there will be little snooki's taking over the earth. It is official, we are all doomed. Next thing you know there will be aliens in the car next to you when you are stuck in traffic and Star Wars will be "what the world used to be like". Thank goodness I am going to Indiana this weekend....I can hide out among the corn until this whole thing blows over.